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Corpse Lifting
03:22
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Strength too great, not enough weight
I need more to lift, but all is on my barbell
A gang of emos is spotted, fury is rising
A stroke of genius, and they're all lifeless
Pierce their stomach with my fist
Mount them on my barbell
Still too easy, lightweight baby
Skinny emos, i need more corpses
All emos are slain, Purification of the gym
This will do, time for deadlifting
Corpse lifting, Corpse lifting
Corpse lifting, Corpse lifting
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Human Gainer
02:24
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Training is over, done with lifting corpses
I am hungry, in need of protein
In need of flesh, from human corpses
Took an emo, hanging from the barbell
Put him in my blender, one fine mess
Blood is gushing, intestants are flying
An emogainer, tastes like shit
But no pain no gain, he didnt die in vain
Human gainer.
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The Dumbell Murders
03:27
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?!
One day at the gym
I saw emos
Lifting weights, looking gay
Not in my gym
Three against one
It is possible
Using dumbells
I'll kill them all
emo head, turning red
Dumbell punctured lungs
It will never stop
The dumbell murders
!?
It will never stop
It will never stop
Murders
The next day in the gym
I saw an emo at the benchbress
Failed his rep
he screamed for help
I pushed the barbell down
and broke his neck
My methods so subtle
Noone will ever know
It will never stop
The dumbell murders
Bluuuuh
Dumbell murders
This eternal oath
To keep this
Gym free from emos
It will never stop
The Dumbell Murders
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Hair Rip Blood Gush
03:27
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Gush.
You hair is so ugly, you look so gay
I will remove it, and fuck you brain
Now you are hairless, a pool of blood
A wig on my head, and then i'm gone
Hair Rip, Blood Gush
Find me a new one, put a load in his face
You fucking emo, you will know you place
And now you're dead, with no hair on your head
But you still look ugly, what did i do wrong.
Hair Rip, Blood Gush
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