The Dumbell Murders

from The Dumbell Murders EP by OneHandedSkullCrushing

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One day at the gym
I saw emos

Lifting weights, looking gay
Not in my gym

Three against one
It is possible

Using dumbells
I'll kill them all

emo head, turning red
Dumbell punctured lungs

It will never stop
The dumbell murders

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It will never stop

It will never stop

Murders

The next day in the gym

I saw an emo at the benchbress

Failed his rep
he screamed for help

I pushed the barbell down
and broke his neck

My methods so subtle
Noone will ever know

It will never stop
The dumbell murders

Bluuuuh

Dumbell murders

This eternal oath
To keep this
Gym free from emos

It will never stop
The Dumbell Murders

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from The Dumbell Murders EP, released March 5, 2010

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